AISubs v3.7
[The next day]
Ah, it's hot, hot
It's hot, isn't it?
I'll wash your car
This way, this way
Good, good, good
You're a good boy
Wan? Wan? Wan? Wan?
Wan! Wan! Wan!
Wan! Wan!
Wan! Wan! Wan!
Wan! Wan!
Good, good, good
Ok, ok, ok
Treatment in Shampoo
I think we can use all this
Wan! Wan!
Ah, strange
Wan! Wan!
You're good with water
I'm glad you like water
Ban! Ban! Ban!
Ban! Wan! Ban!
Wan! Wan!
Wan!
You like it?
Ouch!!
You are dirty.
Gross.
Thank you.
Wow, what is this?
Your hair is so wet.
Ouch!
Your hair is destroyed.
Ouch!
It's clean, isn't it?
This is for human.
Ouch!
Here you are.
Can you move a little bit?
OK.
Wait a minute.
I'm just taking care of you.
You are clean now.
Thank you.
Ouch! You are gross.
Ouch!
Thank you.
I know it's hard for you because it's tight, but I'll give you a new whole body exercise.
What?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
Well, I'll go this way.
You like it, don't you, Chichi?
I made a mistake!
What a pain in the ass!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Hello?
Oh, hello!
Can we make an appointment today?
Okay, where are you?
Sachio!
Yes!
I started buying dogs.
That's great!
What?
Do you want to see it?
I do!
I'm going to play the video now.
Here you go!
You're crazy, aren't you?
What? A movie?
Do you like dogs?
No, I seriously love dogs!
I'm looking forward to it!
You're crazy!
Don't eat it!
I won't eat it!
Hot dog!
Okay, so...
My female high school classmates, Rikei and Y. Kosun...
They all say they want to see dogs...
So they're coming over to my house.
I hope they'll love me.
See?
That's how it is!
That's the worst!
Seriously!
What? What?
Why?!
Why is he mad?!
He's mad at you!
Hey!
You're sweating like crazy!
Shut up!
You have to live with a dog and a pig, right?
What are you talking about?!
Oh, he's sulking.
Oh, poor thing!
Since you peed, I'm going to help you clean up your pee.
Hey!
What?! Really?!
What's wrong with you?! Really?!
One!
Hey!
Hey! Don't be ridiculous!
I don't want you to say it's dirty.
One!
Wait, doesn't it smell more like poop?
You said "one," right?
One!
That has nothing to do with it!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Wow, this is heavy!
It stinks! It smells like your pee.
Don't say "goohi goohi."
Okay.
Cleaning is complete.
Thank you.
One!
What?!
Are you serious?!
Wait a minute!
He's laughing so hard!
Why are you forcing me to do it?!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Oh, it fell!
Wow!
What a small poop you are!
It's so funny!
Don't touch it!
Wow!
Hey, look!
It's pooping!
Okay, good job!
Go to the bathroom and flush it away.
Hey!
Stop it!
Ouch!
I can't do it!
Tecchan!
What's that?
That's it!
Get back!
This is it!
This is not good!
It's my first time!
I haven't smoked even once at home!
I can't believe a dog smokes!
Stop it!
Tecchan!
I'll kiss you when you have a cute dog.
Really?
You're kidding me, right?
I'll kiss you.
You're kidding me, right?
I'll kiss you.
You have a cute dog.
It stinks!
You're trying to eat my lips.
I'm glad you played with me a lot.
Thank you all.
Thank you.
See you.
Bye.
I'm going to bed.
I'm lonely.
Can you sleep?
Good night.
I'm lonely.
Do you want me to stay with you?
Let's go.
It was fun today.
Good night.
Good morning, Tettyan.
Good morning!
It's almost time for us to say goodbye, Tettyan.
Good morning.
Your husband will be back soon.
Come back again.
Good morning.
He'll be back soon.
Good morning.
Oh, he's back.
Good morning.
Oh, I'm so sorry about that.
I'm so sorry about that.
No, no, no.
I'm so sorry about that.
You were a good boy.
Oh, Tettyan!
You looked like you were having fun.
Oh, thank you.
Can I clean up?
Yes, of course.
Okay, so we're done with our plan.
Oh, you're done?
Yes, what we were testing was...
Well, if you look at the title and the thumbnail, you'll see...
"Test Himasetsu".
Oh, and here's a shocking news...
This is Ogawa-kun and Ten-chan...
But!
But...
It's a test!
Ta-dah!
You were surprised, weren't you?
This is what we were testing.
Well, I was there for a while, so I gradually noticed it.
But you didn't notice it at all, did you?
No, I wasn't even going to say it.
No, no, you were embarrassed.
You know where you're at.
You're good!
You said it a lot, but you didn't say it at all.
I really didn't say it. I was surprised.
It's because the camera wasn't rolling.
It was really tough, wasn't it?
It was definitely tough, wasn't it?
No, it was tough.
Yesterday, there were about six of us.
It's obvious you want to say it.
And you threw the ball in your house and played with it a lot.
It was really tough for you.
It was really tough.
You were surprised when you woke up earlier, weren't you?
You had muscles all over your body.
And look at these hands.
Wow, amazing.
Yesterday, we were walking...
You got muscles, didn't you?
I got muscles.
So, it's Petta and Ichimichi, but...
We have something we'd like to ask you, Tetsuya- san, who experienced petting.
Well, pets are humans who are eaten and locked up.
Were you happy when you were petting them?
Or were you like, "No, it's not like that. It's really fun."
I have a lot of things to do and I don't have enough time.
Or were you like, "If you want to be a pet, you have to be a pet."
How was it for you?
Well, it's tough for humans to be pets.
It was like that on the ground.
I tried to do it from the beginning, but it didn't work out.
I could only do it on the sofa.
And on the TV...
I was so happy that I couldn't let it go as a consciousness that I couldn't do anything about it.
People who have been raised as animals for a long time will be happy if they can spend their time here and sometimes get angry.
You're right. As I spent my time here, I looked really cute.
At first, I was sick and pooped and I was really annoyed, but in the end I was the only one who kept up with it.
Everyone was pooping and I was like, "Wow, you're pooping." I was happy that everyone was pooping.
Pooping was a great excitement.
It was amazing.
I was happy.
I was happy, too.
I was busy.
It's fun when you're missing it.
That's right.
I think it's okay for people who are similar to us to sleep here.
Well, that's what it is.
Company pets are a little bit human.
I think it's our duty to take good care of them.
We may buy pets someday, so we'd like to take care of them without forgetting the feelings we got from this test.
I hope you can feel that way from this video and love pets more.
It's a really nice song.
I understand.
It's a little cold, but I can't stand it.
At the end of the song, I gave up and said "wang."
We may not know what we want to say to you, so please be careful not to miss our expressions.
By the way, it was a video titled "Pets are boring."
At the end of the video, I gave up and said "wang."
Animals are nice, but people are boring!
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